| Me: | Look! That clock at the Duomo! It's Ucello's. |
|---|---|
| Tina: | Who's Ucello? |
| Me: | A painter I know. |
| Tina: | Oh, went to school with him, have you? |
| Me: | No, we were in the military together. |
| Tina: | Was Leonardo there too? |
| Grandma: | Are you guys talking about DiCaprio? |
